Which posts in MetaFilter from 2016-01-01 through now are the longest?

DateLengthUserPost
2026-03-270dorothyisunderwoodThe dying seasons
2026-03-270probablytom"""Though my right side is smiling, the left side is numb"""
2026-03-270chariot pulled by cassowariesElectrons to the people: Neighbours build commercial solar farm
2026-03-270scblackmanThe $5 paywall was accidentally the greatest AI-repellent ever invented.
2026-03-270KittehTrue North Strong And Free My Aunt Banana
2026-03-270Art_PotOn holding a mug
2026-03-270JanetLandOn Becoming a Cat.
2026-03-270mephronLGBTQIA+ News Post, March 27, 2026:
2026-03-270kristiWe show up together: No Kings protests tomorrow, March 28
2026-03-270subdeeGovernment Defrauds Legal Immigrants and US Sponsors Who Paid $1 Billion
2026-03-270postcommunismThe disagreements about targeting stopped. So did the deliberation.
2026-03-270chavenetShe had more sand in her than any girl I ever see
2026-03-270chariot pulled by cassowariesHong Kong police arrest bookstore owner for allegedly selling books
2026-03-270BobTheScientistTracy Kidder (1945-2026)
2026-03-260chariot pulled by cassowariesLibrary book borrowed in Britain returned to Australian library
2026-03-260MitheralAnother task for the Wheel Wear Tiger Team
2026-03-260XurandoBeef Squash: Ant vs OB
2026-03-260FaintdreamsMortal Kombat Theme Cover - utilising a punching bag [SLYT 3mins 21sec]
2026-03-260nuclear besselOopsie. BC int’l student visas drop by 66%, feds only intended 18% cut
2026-03-260growabrain“Before all turns to dust, you remember your ten toes…”
2026-03-260lalochezia"""There is a great deal of ruin in a nation."" - Adam Smith"
2026-03-260chavenetIn the end, bitch survived
2026-03-260chariot pulled by cassowariesIsland council considers total ban on all new pet cats
2026-03-250I paid money to offer this... insight?You Try to Get Out, I Kept Dragging You Back In
2026-03-250tiny frying panBoy Kibble
2026-03-250AlSweigartWant to feel old?
2026-03-250paduasoy"""I say again to God, here I am"""
2026-03-250many-thingsSocial Media has been made to be bad for you?
2026-03-250chariot pulled by cassowariesScientists create wheat that turns white bread into a higher-fibre food
2026-03-250mittensthis is pretty dire for harper’s bazaar
2026-03-250MitheralOh, that's just Gob
2026-03-250chaimindaGraham Platner - Receipts
2026-03-250chavenetMeep meep!
2026-03-250JoeZydecoGood Night, and Good Luck.
2026-03-250postcommunismNew Mexico Department of Justice Wins Landmark Verdict Against Meta
2026-03-250subdeeOngoing DHS Corruption Scandal: Want contracts? Pay Corey Lewandowski
2026-03-250minifigsMan, Head, Eye, Ear
2026-03-250chariot pulled by cassowariesNew colonies of stick insect once thought extinct found
2026-03-240JHarris"""So... our entire existence here is just LARPing?"""
2026-03-240chavenetSony Walkman, Mobile Phone Interference, Agfa Silette-F --and many more!
2026-03-240GyanDream Sequence 3D Challenge
2026-03-240gorbichovSimultaneously very simple, and very complex
2026-03-240LorcMinesweeper meets mining
2026-03-240mumimorElection Night
2026-03-240subdeeA Great Day for US Children, and some less positive news
2026-03-240Unicorn on the cobThe Dream Eaters Wanna 3D Print Your V___a (With Their 3D Printer)
2026-03-240chariot pulled by cassowaries"Bits of ""rubber"" on Cornish beaches are left by predatory snails"
2026-03-240KittehTen Apartments. Five Years. A Renter's Nightmare.
2026-03-240Clowder of batsYou can't stay in bed forever
2026-03-240Westringia F.Endless Forms Most Beautiful
2026-03-240signalHow much should you pay me to use my name?
2026-03-230chariot pulled by cassowariesSleeping Indigenous burning technique awakens in Cape Hillsborough
2026-03-230DoctorFedoraVroom vroom
2026-03-230DirtyOldTownEverything is great! Everything is fine!
2026-03-230WolfdogJump, man
2026-03-230chavenetThese aren’t random weirdos and they aren’t teenagers in a phase
2026-03-230WordshoreThe Voice ... and it's your Free Thread
2026-03-230chariot pulled by cassowariesThe summers of today are vastly different to those of our grandparents
2026-03-220dorothyisunderwoodBitches Get Riches go grocery shopping!
2026-03-220Pendragon"""I feel very sick"""
2026-03-220chariot pulled by cassowariesOnce choked in weeds, locals celebrate mud coming back to wetland
2026-03-220chavenet“not misprints but beauties of my style hitherto undreamt of”
2026-03-220JHarrisSuck Squeeze Bang Blow
2026-03-220chariot pulled by cassowariesWhy wearing denim makes you more likely to get bitten by a march fly
2026-03-210coolnameJeff Webb, robber baron of cheerleading and Charlie Kirk mentor, dead
2026-03-210kliulessRIP Sam Kieth
2026-03-210ShooBooWhat does it feel like to be struck by lightning?
2026-03-210HigherfasterforwardsBad news for those in the US
2026-03-210history is a weapon"""Have you ever watched someone you disagree with eat a chicken sandwich?"
2026-03-210swiftChopsticks faux pas
2026-03-210chariot pulled by cassowariesInside Japan’s oldest, defiant student dorm
2026-03-210hydropsycheThey call this land the Laue
2026-03-200alephNew phishing campaign for Apple devices that's really good.
2026-03-200clavdivs"""Hata haters wanashangilia kwa ndani"""
2026-03-200922257033c4a0f3cecdbd819a46d626999d1af4aI'm Sick Because of the Social Structures of Early Hominins
2026-03-200Silvery FishNicholas Brendon, ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ Star, Dies at 54
2026-03-200hat_eaterA message for all times: do not destroy
2026-03-200chavenetThe Boogeyman can sleep soundly tonight
2026-03-200SebmojoDesi Beats on Mumbai Streets
2026-03-200chariot pulled by cassowariesGrubs to turn food waste into high protein feed for livestock
2026-03-200Ursula HitlerSometimes I wonder what it's like, being who I am
2026-03-200Art_PotDo you have a stack of old laptops or is that just me?
2026-03-200jedicusThrowing Darts at Google Maps
2026-03-200doctornemo"""Is AI ever going to become good, either? No. Never."""
2026-03-200drewbage1847AI Horror Show
2026-03-200kmtDirect Action
2026-03-200subdeeUpdate on JD Vance's efforts to encourage white supremacy in Europe
2026-03-200Omon RaNon Cogito, Ergo Sum
2026-03-200Captain_ScienceJunk Drawer Jukebox
2026-03-200dobbsSurprisingly succinct
2026-03-200chavenetMotifs Operandi
2026-03-200chariot pulled by cassowariesNew bin units aim to give bottle collectors a safer route to cash
2026-03-190mittensthey make a desert and call it silicon
2026-03-190chavenetPierre Menard, developer of the Open Source project
2026-03-190Wobbuffet"""A Beautiful Portrait with a Complicated History"""
2026-03-190chariot pulled by cassowariesCoral cay declared rat-free in win for seabirds and nesting turtles
2026-03-190SUMMONFISHAlex Trebek was defeated by Hungarian Prehistory
2026-03-190LorcFor best results, throw gophers onto rather than into volcano
2026-03-190Sebmojo1000 players simulate civilization in Minecraft
2026-03-190chavenetThe place where the mothers passed junk food through the gates
2026-03-180pwnguin2025 ACM Turing Award awarded for quantum information science
2026-03-180chariot pulled by cassowariesWA's largest dairy takes power into its own hands with solar investment
2026-03-180lkcAfroman Won.
2026-03-180adamrice"""I like to use Soviet control panels as a starting point"
2026-03-180signal…it’s about being trendless
2026-03-180jacquilynneMicrobes make the world go round...
2026-03-180AlSweigartThen the guy says, I would but I need the legs.
2026-03-180growabrainLetterboxd List of Lists
2026-03-180doctornemowhen the stork passed the plow
2026-03-180KittehCesar Chavez, a Civil Rights Icon, Is Accused of Abusing Girls For Years
2026-03-180chariot pulled by cassowariesPossum found in Hobart Airport gift shop soft toy section
2026-03-180JHarrisSee this show? It won't die!
2026-03-180chavenetDump The Mountaineering Asshole
2026-03-180warpyThey just keep palimpsesting
2026-03-170subdeeMint takes down video of meeting criticizing proposed Trump gold coin
2026-03-170chariot pulled by cassowariesHotels Are Getting Rid of Proper Bathroom Doors and Guests Are Revolting
2026-03-170pwnguinDeveloping tunnel vision
2026-03-170chavenet“The most illiterate writer ever”
2026-03-170jocelmeow...it hit us harder because trust is the product.
2026-03-170mephronThe LGBTQIA+ News Post for March 2026: Slouching Towards Bethlehem
2026-03-170KittehAs Food Prices Climb, Dispatches From the Aisles
2026-03-170Bella DonnaThe last quiet thing
2026-03-170ShepherdSmell you later
2026-03-170roaring beastLLM Death Count
2026-03-170mazolaDemocracy Then and Now
2026-03-170slaterDo you speak Linkedin? Now you can!
2026-03-170ToddlesIs MAGA in its cringe era?
2026-03-170signalIt sounds like freedom
2026-03-170growabrainWikipedia Eggs
2026-03-170chariot pulled by cassowariesNew rock monitor lizard species reveals remarkable evolutionary story
2026-03-170chavenetDisney needs you to care first. Then it strikes.
2026-03-170one for the booksReblogs in a chain now get their own notes
2026-03-160kliulessAnd I Saw New Heavens and a New Earth
2026-03-160They sucked his brains out!Black Hole Simulation
2026-03-160dorothyisunderwoodThis Obituary Has Been Redacted
2026-03-160Going To MaineA Mascot for Wikipedia
2026-03-1602N2222Is the Human Population Unsustainable? (with Dr. Eleanor Shaw)
2026-03-160chariot pulled by cassowariesOutback police officer wrangles freshwater crocodile in backyard
2026-03-160jocelmeowEVERYTHING'S FINE :) By W.B. Yeats
2026-03-160BobTheScientistForty Shades of Pink
2026-03-160jomatoIn 2025 we decided to launch a record - CONTATO - into outer space
2026-03-160Wordshore“We're not happy until you're not happy”
2026-03-160KittehThe Fallout From Reporting White Nationalism in Canada
2026-03-160paduasoy"""the 97% cheese diet that I maintain to this day"""
2026-03-160subdeeJared Kushner resumes taking bribes from Gulf states
2026-03-160chavenetGet up, get on up
2026-03-160WordshoreOdd looking place ... it's your Free Thread
2026-03-150chariot pulled by cassowariesTown swaps out light bulbs to gain dark sky certification
2026-03-150clavdivs'How Pantagruel fell ill and How he was cured'
2026-03-150doctornemoHis most recent work, Things Needed to Get Better
2026-03-150chariot pulled by cassowariesSecret of hedgehog hearing discovered at far beyond human range
2026-03-150ChurchHatesTuckerMore productive than doomscrolling
2026-03-150polymodus“This Is Not The Computer For You”
2026-03-150RhedynCerys Hafana, young Welsh triple harpist and composer prodigy
2026-03-140chariot pulled by cassowariesLake Eyre could reach full capacity for first time in decades
2026-03-140clavdivs"""Can I set the Wayback Machine Mr. Peabody"""
2026-03-140Darnay86International Oscar Favorites
2026-03-140JustSayNoDawgOW, MY EARS!
2026-03-140gudrunRachel Maddow at UBC
2026-03-140adamvascoOi! Leave that man alone
2026-03-140sickos haha yes dot jpg'AI Is African Intelligence': The Workers Who Train AI Are Fighting Back
2026-03-140chavenetLuddites? In this economy?
2026-03-140mrjohnmullerCanadian Politics Round-up
2026-03-140WordshoreDining etiquette is important in a civilised society
2026-03-140chariot pulled by cassowariesRare animals captured on wildlife cameras
2026-03-130ShooBooWAKE UP!
2026-03-130chariot pulled by cassowariesSurvey shows successful reintroduction of eastern quolls to mainland
2026-03-130Darnay86Bolaño's 2666
2026-03-130polecatAnother roundup of Cover Songs on YouTube!
2026-03-130Going To MaineBANG BANG BANG
2026-03-130HigherfasterforwardsGood EU trans news
2026-03-130ashbury"The alternative weekly - ""We print the news and raise hell"""
2026-03-130martin q blankThe Year I Was Supposed to Die
2026-03-130postcommunismThe Slow Death of the Power User
2026-03-130chariot pulled by cassowariesSmoked crocodile on pub menu brings fame to north Queensland town
2026-03-130Mitheral"""My flabber has never been so gasted."""
2026-03-130KittehJohn K Samson calls it a day on his music career
2026-03-130chavenetAt a private club, ignorant of its customs & wearing the wrong trousers
2026-03-120storyboredA Three Dimensional Gallery
2026-03-120chariot pulled by cassowariesScientists tagging 10,000 bogong moths to solve mystery
2026-03-120Darnay86Mavis Gallant Interview - Paris Review
2026-03-120Ursula HitlerThe soundtrack for your next panic attack
2026-03-120pwnguinA rolling stone spreads more moss
2026-03-120WolfdogTilings with Tetris pieces, and squared Fibonacci numbers
2026-03-120chariot pulled by cassowariesThousands of endangered frogs released after travelling 500km
2026-03-120limeonaireIt's like GeoGuessr for how people voted in the last U.S. election
2026-03-120WordshoreIn I can't believe it's not butter news
2026-03-120fleacircusMost Importantly, It's a Story About Caves
2026-03-120chavenetA drummer?!
2026-03-110rubatanRealm for the Work-Shy
2026-03-110chariot pulled by cassowariesAI detects breast cancer risk previously missed
2026-03-110NoxAeternumDisgrace Of Gijon 2: Baseball Boogaloo
2026-03-110chavenetI get my kicks above the baseline, sunshine
2026-03-110ShooBoo"""I triple-dog-dare you"""
2026-03-110KittehQui sont les musiciens d'Angine de Poitrine?
2026-03-110jedicus"""I'm being handed a shovel and told to dig my own grave"""
2026-03-110subdeeThe bar is in Hell, but here's some recent good news on US public heath
2026-03-110signalYou do not get to say that you don’t understand these very basic issues…
2026-03-110Bella DonnaWould you like to talk about plants?
2026-03-110chariot pulled by cassowariesA possum and a glider long thought extinct have been rediscovered